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BREAKING: Economy shrinks AGAIN - Rachel Reeves is IN TROUBLE as recession looms

BREAKING: Economy shrinks AGAIN - Rachel Reeves is IN TROUBLE as recession looms

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BREAKING: Economy shrinks AGAIN - Rachel Reeves is IN TROUBLE as recession looms
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Breaking news: the British economy is breaking.

In yet another blow to Rachel from Accounts, whose CV raises more questions than a Johnny Depp blood test, the British economy has once again unexpectedly shrunk. Britain is staring down the barrel of recession.

This chancellor has invented the brand-new idea of making an economy bigger by making it smaller—…

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